Save $500 when you sign up for DirecTV!

Lock in your savings for 2 years and save $500 with DirecTV!
PLUS get FREE HD and 3 months of Showtime, HBO, Cinemax and Starz for FREE!
PLUS Get NFL Sunday Ticket FREE with most packages!

Here's my best translation of the fine print for you:

Choice Extra Package and above:
Free HD
Free HBO, Cinemax, Starz, and Showtime for 3 months
Free HD DVR and HD Receiver upgrade
Free NFL Sunday Ticket for Choice Ultimate Package and above.

How the $500+ Savings Works:
You'll receive a monthly bill credit of $31 in your first year and a monthly bill credit of $16 in your second year. In order to receive the full $31 monthly credit in the first 12 months, just redeem your rebate online and sign up for DIRECTV emails. You'll need to provide a valid email address. Redeem your rebates by visiting directv.com/rebates.
If you redeem prior to your installation, your rebate credits will begin with your first bill. Rebates submitted online after installation will take 6-8 weeks. Rebates must be submitted within 90 days of the start of your service. Free HD requires Auto Bill Pay.